Steam

so if you don’t know steam is than your doing something wrong. but if anybody doesn’t know what steam is here is a quick run down.

so steam is a thing for computer that lets you download every computer game know to humanity. and one of my favorites is learn to fly 2.

but still there is still a lot of wacky ones like the amazing frog.

the .io games

so I think that these .io games have got in out of hand like i’m fine with agar.io and slither.io but now there’s like

1000000 games splix.io zombie.io mope.io

just stop with them alright we got a deal? oh oh so we don’t have a deal oh ohhhhhhh so you like the .io games oh I see. well then stop looking at this post I know your trying to play a .io game and read this post at the same time  your gonna die in your .io game!!!

poker

so I don’t play poker just i’m reading a book and they’re playing poker and somehow it’s helping.

but like why would you play a game where it costs you money to lose it’s just I don’t get it.

what’s the point.HA HA I just accidentally made a joke you see i said point and put a point HA HA.

but back to the point okay so well just don’t play poker unless your gonna wast money.

Tent worms

so if you go outside you probably know that tent worm are taking over the world which is not good i’ve already gotin a nightmare cus of it and everybody was in webs and tent worms took over and i woke up and texted to my family about it and I got in trouble cus it was 3:00 am but back to the point so I think that you should bring a stick everywhere you go so you can defend yourself but still there not scary they’re just everywhere.

Bendy and the ink machine

*sigh* bendy and the ink machine I don’t want anything to do with it but still. i’m telling the story (WARNING VERY SPOOKY)

so you get a letter from joey drew so you come over to the old animation studio and it turns out the little drawings of bendy are not just drawings well they are just drawings but *groan* there’s a monster made out of ink and his name is bendy. and by reading this you will be haunted by joey drews soul forever.

go play the game its fun and spooky and its on steam and I think xbox but I don’t know.

fairy tales

my favorite fairy tale is hansel and gretel! but it’s real first version is SUPER grim and i’m not going to use it.

but it’s about two kids who get thrown out in the woods hansel tries to use bred to make a trail but the birds eat it and they get lost NO FOOD OR WATER now i’m not telling you to to get lost in the woods.

and they found this which and she tried to eat Hansel and tells him to get in the oven and gretel says

 

<But you can’t fit in the oven and hansel is almost as big as you>

 

so the which gets in the oven to show gretel that she can fit in the oven and gretel shuts the door on the which and they never see her again ☺